HM1 Stomach Issues

ME – I’ve been hiding here for ages waiting to scare you

HM1 – Yeah I had to go for a shit

ME – Oh yeah HM3 told me you weren’t well

HM1 – Well I’m fine now I’ve been to the toilet 6 times in the last hour.  I didn’t even realise I needed a shit, I only went for a wee and when I turn round it was there…I just thought ‘fuck that was wet’

Lovely