During a game of disassociation, which does pretty much what is says on the tin, follow a word with a word that can not be associated in any way, players can challenge this …..
Furby – Blackman
Me – Brick
HM2 – CHALLENGE…Blackmen lay bricks
Me – Oh my god it’s just not ok to say that [rant at HM2 ensures informing her I will not stand for her low-level racism]
Furby is crying with laughter, and having regained herself…
Furby – I said BATman not BLACKman!
After receiving an email informing me that there had been an error with one of my modules results being entered incorrectly and that some people may find they have been given an incorrect grade, HM3 sent me this email…
Dear miss *****,
She was sat on the sofa next to me sniggering to herself…
HM3 – did you panic when you saw it?
ME – No, it came up as being sent from you…oh and I’m not part of the Psychology department
Conversation with Cave Woman
Cave Woman – Chamois leather face lizard psycho bitch…if that girl was Pinocchio she would be able to have sex with herself
ME – I just nearly wet myself
Cave Woman – Also bumped into ****** who seemingly has turned into a bell end also. Talking about how she had to work at a state school for a week and how horrific it was, how the children were like animals. Also just heard she’s engaged, yes that’s right engaged. Fucking lesbians
ME – Until she changes her facebook status I refuse to believe a thing!
Cave Woman – Oh yes facebook that ridiculous oracle of knowledge. I’m having a guinness to recover.
This just came on my shuffle and led to reminiscing – also a reminder of what a great song this is… so turn in up loud and enjoy
If you are in need of a laugh please check out this site, I feel that together with this blog it is aiding the failure of my dissertation.
http://parentsshouldnttext.com/
One of my favs….
While watching the final of The Biggest Loser on ITV…
HM3 – What’s the point, what do they win?
Me – Their health?!
After finding out there is a large sum of money to be won..
HM3 – I bet they pile on the weight just to get on the show
ME – This women is really amazing, she has totally changed her life to achieve her goal
HM1 – She goes to the gym everyday
HM3 – For now
ME – She is now an aerobics instructor
HM3 – For now
HM1 – She quit her job so she could take it really seriously, train and change her life
HM3 – what was her job..a cake tester?
HM2 – I remember this time a friend of mine made us watch a porn film, well it was on the adult channel, and this woman was in a helicopter getting off on the vibrations. I don’t know what happened but next thing she was in a forest wrapped up in the tree roots and they were inside her, you know? and she was getting off on them…I don’t know why she made us watch this.
HM3 – Was this real people?
HM1 – Well it was a film. It wasn’t hardcore porn, you know, you didn’t see that much but you knew what was happening
Me – I have no words for this moment
HM3 – I’ve been thinking I’m going to take up jogging
ME – Oh cool, do you want to come for a run with me in the morning?
HM3 – No
Lose yourself for a few minutes on a Thursday…
Benjamin Francis Leftwich is my date for this evening…Yes I’m excited
The Facts of Life 