Conversation with Cave Woman
Cave Woman – Chamois leather face lizard psycho bitch…if that girl was Pinocchio she would be able to have sex with herself
ME – I just nearly wet myself
Cave Woman – Also bumped into ****** who seemingly has turned into a bell end also. Talking about how she had to work at a state school for a week and how horrific it was, how the children were like animals. Also just heard she’s engaged, yes that’s right engaged. Fucking lesbians
ME – Until she changes her facebook status I refuse to believe a thing!
Cave Woman – Oh yes facebook that ridiculous oracle of knowledge. I’m having a guinness to recover.
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