Cave Woman – People can live without sex
Me – I know
CW – Nun’s and shit
Me – I’m no Nun
CW – I am
Me – Bollocks
CW – It’s about channeling the energy into something else. I channel mine into meaningful work
Me – Bollocks
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Cave Woman – I got helped by a prostitute today
Me – What?
CW – She was actually very nice
Me – Of course
CW – She ran over to give me directions.
Me – To her vagina?
CW – I couldn’t help but check my pockets for my phone after. You are sick
Me – No you are sick for assuming all prostitutes are thief’s
CW – She looked like a thief
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