Cave Woman – What’s the scores in the doors?
Me – We won 2-1, I’m not sure how my body is going to survive tomorrows game!
Cave Woman – Boom. You’ll survive, no gypsy shagging and some beige food and you’ll be ace.
Cave Woman – What’s the scores in the doors?
Me – We won 2-1, I’m not sure how my body is going to survive tomorrows game!
Cave Woman – Boom. You’ll survive, no gypsy shagging and some beige food and you’ll be ace.
Furby – ooo ooo ooo great Jan or Man over there in the corner
Me – Where
Furby – Grey jumper, short dark hair
Me – That is a young boy
Furby – What?
Me – That is a child. I think you need some time off from our game playing I’m getting concerned
Furby – Dude I totally forgot to tell you… Had the WORST child or dwarf experience in Superdry yesterday. She was thumbing through the clothes on the rack outside the changing room, and I was hesitant about approaching her because she was just so short. Then I noticed that a lady was already asking her a question so figured it was alright. I sidled up to her and quietly asked if she had this shirt in a smaller size, silently congratulating myself for speaking normally… But apparently Superdry do not, in fact, have such a great equal opportunities policy because she was not a dwarf. She was a child. And the talkative lady was her mother. I died.
HM3 – Right I’m just going to eat all that chocolate in my room
Me – I don’t think you should do that
HM3 – Why, why, WHY NOT?! I don’t even know why I did this, why would I do this? I don’t even know what lent is about, I’m not religious, I don’t know why on earth I let you lot bully me into doing this…AND WHY DID I GIVE UP CHOCOLATE? How stupid am I? What am I going to do in New York when I look at all the puddings, the chocolate brownies and the chocolate waffles oh god chocolate waffles. Why why why?!
Hubby – I’m just spending some time thinking if I want to sick up this water I just drank
HM2 – Would you like me to put my fingers down your throat
Me – That is gross
HM2 – You’re right I would only do that if I was drunk