Harvo – I had gone off milk in my cereal this morning without realising, like chunky gone off
Dezza – Oh my god babes, that’s horrible
Harvo – I know! And I kept being sick on my run so I’ve now come to the conclusion that is why!
Dezza – That’s so horrible
Harvo – And I saw a fat ugly naked guy in the bulrushes
Dezza – Oh my god what was he doing?
Harvo – Like touching himself
Dezza – Was he drunk?
Harvo – I pelted it the other way, I was so scared
Dezza – Did he know you were looking? Oh babes that’s so gross
Harvo – I know, sick twisted guy. At like half 2 in the afternoon as well
Dezza – Haha funny, poor you. I hope you’re not scared
Harvo – I’m fine but it made me more sick I think
Dezza – That’s so bad
Me – This is the funniest conversation I’ve heard in a while
Harvo – I am glad you enjoyed my twisted day
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