While sat on my knee in the office, receiving a cheeky back massage (she is pregnant and likes to guilt me with ‘but the baby wants it’)…
Princess – would it be ok if I farted?
Lowry – Honestly? Are you really asking me this question?
Princess – At least I asked
Lowry – How about you stand up ad turn away from me
Princess – Don’t worry the moment has passed, I’ve reabsorbed it
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