Keep in Touch
21 SepConversation with the office gossip regarding me leaving…well that is what I was talking about…
Gossip – Well, think of me when you are…doing things….
Lowry – Actually I try my best not to, but feel free to think of me
G – I already do
L – Lovely. Maybe I’ll give you a little text to let you know what I am up to
G – A picture?
L – Unlikely
G – Do you want my wife’s number?
L – I’m not going to text your wife
G – Why not? She wouldn’t mind
L – Yeah, I’m not going to do that
G – Really, she wouldn’t mind
L – *Silence*
G – OK I’m going to leave, this has got inappropriate
Interviewing skills
21 SepAlan Carr – Where does this phobia of dogs come from?…. Were you touched by a dog when you were little?
Ageing
21 SepWhile in the supermarket buying alcohol with Peahead
Cashier -*pointing at peahead* you look young *pointing at Lowry* you do not
Lowry – Right, good.
Friendship
21 Sep‘When you’re sad, I will help you get pissed and get the bastard that upset you.. When you’re blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.. When you’re scared, I will rip the piss out of you until you’re not .. When you’re worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be until you stop moaning… When you’re sick, stay the f..k away from me & When you fall, I’ll laugh my head off’
Beauty Pressures
5 SepWhen discussing how best to lose weight
Mate – I know everyone says you should eat little and often, but its not the best way. I found I lost the most weight when…well I did have to go to the doctors because my periods stopped and I kept passing out… I know thats not great but I lost loads of weight and all I had was cereal for breakfast and as low fat dinner as I could. I didn’t store my next meal as fat like they say you do
Lowry – That’s because you never had a next meal! Oh and I like you way more like this
Mate – Me to!
Diet?
5 SepBoss – I’ve lost about 1/2 a stone since I stopped living with her
Grumpy – Well we know what she eats
Boss – An insane amount
Grumpy – A huge amount of shit
Lowry – She has definitely lost weight since I was last here
Grumpy – She does work hard in the gym
Boss – Oh yeah I reckon she’s lost a stone
Grumpy – WHAT? What did she do, chop off a leg?!
What Are Boobies?
1 SepThese lovely comments came from the best person I know in the world, my 3 year old nephew….
While eating lunch he turns to his mum…
Nephew – I’m finished darling
While being told off…
Nephew – *in cute voice with puppy dog eyes* But I like you
While playing cars…
Nephew – What are boobies?
Sat in the lounge after dinner…
Nephew – It’s got dark love