Misuse of Contraception

Cavewoman – I had to go on a Morning after pill excursion with ‘R’.  We got some free condoms which she proceeded to try and put on her head

Lowry – I think this might be where she is going wrong

Cavewoman – I did suggest this may be the case, but the guy really likes her, he seems really cool i just don’t think he’s chilled enough for her

Lowry – Ah shame It would be so nice if she met a nice guy

Cavewoman – He is really cool but she thinks  the problem is “HE WILL REALLY JUDGE ME IF CHEAT ON HIM”

All Men Dream

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.” – T.E. Lawrence

Marathon fun run…?!

While discussing her training for the marathon…

E – it was the early mornings and hours of running when I was shattered that was the hardest

Mother Wend – Oh yes I felt just the same when i did the Santa fun run