Oh darling

At furby’s recent birthday excursions

Father Rog – Furby?

Furby – yes daddy

*Silence in the garden*

Lowry – Daddy? DADDY?!

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Later that evening

Furby – One thing I can always guarantee at my birthday, is that my friends will act out inappropriate sexual positions on my parent bed

This is still amusing to us

Face Licking

Slut – Chumley really wants to lick my face today

Expensive Sex Life

While discussing the use of sex toys…

Anon – It’s just so expensive, I mean you have to buy new ones every time you get a new girlfriend