50 Shades…

While watching an advert for ‘one born every minute’ in which they state the baby boom could be linked to the release of 50 Shades of Grey

Princess – ‘Why? does Christian Grey not use a condom?’

Back in the Game

Multitasking

Cavewomen – Just trying to find the definition for bell end.  I’m having a mojito

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Error

CW – Just was in a huge rush to leave the house so pretty much forgot to do up my shirt, only realised whilst standing at the bar that my tits were completely on display

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The REAL L-Word

CW – Dude i’m watching the real L Word.  Some of these girls are insaneeeeee.  I have never seen any of them in the flesh.  Where do they live

Lowry – What Channel??

CW – Hang on…they have gone from hot to crazy bitches

Lowry – Sounds like the norm

CW – I know, but hot though so you could put up with it.  it’s like the American version obvs not the dikes from London.

**Next Day**

CW – I think I’ve watched 10 hours of lesbian melodrama today.  it’s sending me more straight and mental and making me an alcoholic but it’s so addictive because these people are so ridiculous.  What have you been doing with your gay ass? And when are you coming by so we can smoke and slag them off?

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Variety is the spice of life

CW – Oh yeah, R gave me a new word earlier “jebend” i asked what it meant and she said basically bell end.  Interesting variation

“I am not afrai…

“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens”

Woody Allen

‘Twat’

David Shrigley