Hilarious answers on game shows
Family Fortunes
Les Dennis: Name a bird with a long neck.
Contestant: Naomi Campbell.
Les Dennis: Name something associated with pigs.
Contestant: The police.
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University Challenge (My Personal Favourite)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
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Beacon Radio (Right up there!)
DJ: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
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Richard and Judy
Richard Madeley: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.
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The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson: Complete the title of the well-known play, The Iceman…?
Contestant: Melts.
Anne Robinson: What was the sequel to the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter.
Presenter: What B was a pseudonym used by Charles Dickens?
Contestant: Bart Simpson
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National Lottery
Eamonn Holmes: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
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This Morning
Fern Britton: Which actress starred in Sleepless in Seattle and When Harry Met Sally?
Contestant: Tom Hanks.
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Late Show
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
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Blockbuster (A close second!)
Bob Holness: What K is a suicide mission for a pilot?
Contestant: Kama Sutra
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Sara Cox (Radio 1)
Sara Cox: Beauty is in the eye of the…?
Contestant: Tiger.
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Viking FM
Presenter: Who was the Prime Minister before Tony Blair?
Contestant: George Bush.
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BBC Radio Merseyside (Another favourite)
Presenter: What was Hitler’s first name?
Contestant: Heil.
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