CW – It’s always great to start a new relationship by imagining someone else when you are having sex
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In relation to Channel 4’s Living with the Amish
CW – I wouldn’t mind the lifestyle but i’d still want to go out on a Friday get totally fucked up and shag someone
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CW – How do ugly people get pregnant and have children?
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The little conversation had while watching ITV’s A Night With Beyonce (the family version!)
CW – Mate, wait for this bit
Lowry – Fuck me
CW – Oh my god
Lowry – Quick rewind it…REWIND IT!
CW – mmmmmmmm
Lowry – Shit
CW – Can we watch that bit again?
Lowry – YES!
CW – Ergggg
Lowry – Are you drooling?
Lowry – This is insane
CW – She has fat knees like me – she’s brilliant
Lowry – Curving hell
Lowry – Did you see THAT!
CW – Oh gwaddd
CW – Shall we watch it again?
Lowry – alright
The Facts of Life 