HM2 – I remember this time a friend of mine made us watch a porn film, well it was on the adult channel, and this woman was in a helicopter getting off on the vibrations. I don’t know what happened but next thing she was in a forest wrapped up in the tree roots and they were inside her, you know? and she was getting off on them…I don’t know why she made us watch this.
HM3 – Was this real people?
HM1 – Well it was a film. It wasn’t hardcore porn, you know, you didn’t see that much but you knew what was happening
Me – I have no words for this moment
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