Why I Love my Housemates

Message from HM3 – I just want to say have a great time in Barbados. HM2 make sure u tell Lowry she looks good in her bikini and Lowry don’t let HM2 be arsehole all the time or go on porn.

Harsh Reality of Speed Bumps

Cave Woman – I went over a speed bump today and felt my belly fat move.  Instead of dealing with it I decided to just tuck it into my belt