Some very special moments from Slut…in relation to bonding with the hockey team
Slut – I used to love shower time it was my favourite
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Slut – Why is nothing I want in the sale?
Lowry – What website are you looking at?
Slut – Mulberry
Lowry – Right
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To the car full of lesbians
Slut – Can we help make a top 5 men list for me because people at work keep asking and I just have to keep coming up with David Beckham from 1998 when I used to fancy boys
Lowry – Ah the old classic, what about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp and for the older man George Clooney…see a whole array of classics, no one will ever suspect
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Still regarding coming out at work and how she is easing them in by telling them she has one gay house mate rather than a house full of gays
Slut – I didn’t tell him I was the only one in the house with a hair dryer
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Slut – If you wake in the night to me poking you just start making sex noises
Lowry – Ok
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