Another genius text conversation with cavewoman
CW – I was at work earlier and passed some milking cows and I actually thought-wow it’s so much better to be a milking cow, you get to eat none stop and then someone plays with your boobs in the evening without fail
*moments later*
CW – in fact are udders the equivalent of boobs
Lowry – I do worry. I guess they are more nipple than boob, just really big dangly ones.
CW – like yours
Lowry – I have beautiful nips
CW – Gaybian
Lowry – Homophobe
CW – can’t quibble at that
And off we go back to our days