Dirty Flashers and Chunky Milk

Harvo – I had gone off milk in my cereal this morning without realising, like chunky gone off

Dezza – Oh my god babes, that’s horrible

Harvo – I know! And I kept being sick on my run so I’ve now come to the conclusion that is why!

Dezza – That’s so horrible

Harvo – And I saw a fat ugly naked guy in the bulrushes

Dezza – Oh my god what was he doing?

Harvo – Like touching himself

Dezza – Was he drunk?

Harvo – I pelted it the other way, I was so scared

Dezza – Did he know you were looking? Oh babes that’s so gross

Harvo – I know, sick twisted guy.  At like half 2 in the afternoon as well

Dezza – Haha funny, poor you.  I hope you’re not scared

Harvo – I’m fine but it made me more sick I think

Dezza – That’s so bad

Me – This is the funniest conversation I’ve heard in a while

Harvo – I am glad you enjoyed my twisted day