Bus Journey To Find God…

Whilst on the bus en route to the city, Cave Woman decided to share her views on Goths dress sense

Cave Woman – I mean why do they all wear black? It’s just not flattering

ME – Yes black is

Cave Woman – Not when you wear it like that

She went on to declare that she had been thinking of finding god…

ME – Oh great talk to the atheist why don’t you [points at furby]. I do think it’s really nice to have something to believe in

Cave Woman – Well I met a Vicar the other day and he was just so happy, no one is that happy

Furby – I don’t know a single happy Christian

ME –  I feel we are all making some sweeping generalizations here

Furby – Ok I don’t know any happy lesbian christians.

Cave Woman – He was just so nice, it must be god

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There seemed to be a religious theme running through the week, as over our house Valentines meal we found ourselves engaged in a conversation regarding our beliefs about the after life and reincarnation.  We had all shared our views on what happens when you die..

Me – I’m not sure that I believe there is a heaven and hell but I understand why people would want to believe in them

HM3 – I know, it’s not possible, heaven would be too congested

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The day before my housemates final exam they were coming close to losing their grip on reality…HM3 storms into the lounge where I was sat with HM1 and Cave Woman…

HM3 – I’ve just been watching that Jamie Oliver 30 minute meal thing and he just made pan-fried pizza, you know when you make it in a pan..

ME – Yes thats tends to be why they call it PAN fried

HM3 – hahaoh yeah, well it looked amazing and now my pizza looks pathetic in comparision and I’ve been craving that pizza all day and he has just ruined it for me..

ME – I’m pretty sure your pizza will be just fine

HM3 – Well I don’t know if I should have something else now

Cave Woman – Do they really cook pan-fried pizza in a pan?

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Whilst out on the town last night Furby met herself a new lady friend, we were discussing the meeting this morning..

Furby – Do you know how we got talking in the first place…I told her you had Aspergers

ME – Brilliant

Your Mum and I Love Cake…

Possibly the best cake ever…tasted pretty good too.  CCH and Cave Woman this is just for your mum’s

xx

My Special Friends

From today, 3rd January 2011, I shall share with you some of the rather spectacular and somewhat hilarious words of wisdom to escape the mouths of my very special group of friends.  I feel enough time has passed in which I have smuggled these special moments away to keep for myself only to raise from the depth of my memory (where many bits of vital information are disregarded in order to make room for these comical moments) when I’m in need a good laugh….

An example of theses pearls of wisdom came from my beautiful housemate last night.  While watching the inspirational, and somewhat life changing, film Paul Blart: Mall Cop (don’t judge me) in particular a scene in which Paul Blart spreads peanut butter over a pie prior to eating it (no really the storyline is that compelling) our conversation went something like this:-

Housemate 1 – Do you think people really eat Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Me – Yes, it’s quite popular in America

HM 1 – Eww…..

ME – I know I don’t really see the appeal

Pause

HM 1 – But how do they put jelly on bread?

Me – You do understand that American‘s call jam jelly, right?

Silence

HM1- Oh

I love her….

Conversation between my other housemates

HM3 – ‘HM2 are you watching porn again

HM2 – ‘If ITV news is porn, then I’m guilty’

Tune in next time for more special and comical moments…..