A Few Special Moments from Slut

Some very special moments from Slut…in relation to bonding with the hockey team

Slut – I used to love shower time it was my favourite

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Slut – Why is nothing I want in the sale?

Lowry – What website are you looking at?

Slut – Mulberry

Lowry – Right

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To the car full of lesbians

Slut – Can we help make a top 5 men list for me because people at work keep asking and I just have to keep coming up with David Beckham from 1998 when I used to fancy boys

Lowry – Ah the old classic, what about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp and for the older man George Clooney…see a whole array of classics, no one will ever suspect

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Still regarding coming out at work and how she is easing them in by telling them she has one gay house mate rather than a house full of gays

Slut – I didn’t tell him I was the only one in the house with a hair dryer

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Slut – If you wake in the night to me poking you just start making sex noises

Lowry – Ok

King Charles didn’t start the fire

King Charles reworked version of Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire‘ genius…

Kate Moss, 50 Cent, Obama is the president
Peace is scarce, no one dares,litvinenko
climate change, live aid, katemine, new rave, loose morals, hearts are hollow,
indie on the radio

down with self esteem, another beauty magazine,
Bridgeport, suicide, Facebook the face dies,
hedge funds, boys with guns, manic state mania,
immigration stole the nation, Mother Russia, Abu Hamza

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

Putin has a breeding camp, but Mugabe stamps his people out,
the gallows take Saddam Hussein, the closing of Guantanamo Bay,
Tracy Emin and Doherty, Have we found a new disease?
David Beckham, Posh Beckham, earthquake, and vanity,
the Rolling Stones still play, we all know Tom Cruise is gay,
lime light celebrities, the season lost integrity,
Ian Huntley, Harold Shipman, Madeline is still missing, 20 virgins up in heaven,
what’s the cause of 9/11?

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

sensitive Islamist, satire struggles to exist,
cartoons, teddy bears could start a holy war,
X factor, Glastonbury, Laura Marling, ecstasy, Prince Charles and Camilla,
the media is a bloodsucker,

Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, they owned Koreas before the crown, I’m still loyal to the Queen, and she’s still loyal to you and me
Credit Crunch, cash for honors, northern rock, John Prescott,
labor government you embarrassed us all

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

advancing on the Israelites, terrorist for animal rights,
ununited generation, love is just a hippie notion,
Queen Mother laid to rest, absurd Diana inquests,
the grace of the Prince has stand it’s test,
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Bombs over Baghdad, troops to Afghanistan, war on terror, friendly fire,
what’s the truth and what’s a lie?

Man has made himself a slave to oil, porn, gold and fame
But as the dollar weakens even further
Britain will be great forever

We didn’t start the fire