Conversation with the office gossip regarding me leaving…well that is what I was talking about…
Gossip – Well, think of me when you are…doing things….
Lowry – Actually I try my best not to, but feel free to think of me
G – I already do
L – Lovely. Maybe I’ll give you a little text to let you know what I am up to
G – A picture?
L – Unlikely
G – Do you want my wife’s number?
L – I’m not going to text your wife
G – Why not? She wouldn’t mind
L – Yeah, I’m not going to do that
G – Really, she wouldn’t mind
L – *Silence*
G – OK I’m going to leave, this has got inappropriate
The Facts of Life 