HM3 Returns Home

HM3 – What am I coming back to? A drunken brothel?!

Once Upon A Time There Was A Pregnant Furby

Conversation with Furby…

Furby – I had a dream last night that I was 4 months pregnant because I had drunk sex with a boy and forgot about it.  By the time I’d been to the doctor it was too late to have an abortion.  Woke up in cold sweat.  It was HORRIBLE

ME – This is hilarious.  Let it be a sign…drunk boy sex = pregnancy.  Lesbianism is the only fool-proof contraception.