The Princess

While sat on my knee in the office, receiving a cheeky back massage (she is pregnant and likes to guilt me with ‘but the baby wants it’)…

Princess – would it be ok if I farted?

Lowry – Honestly? Are you really asking me this question?

Princess – At least I asked

Lowry – How about you stand up ad turn away from me

Princess – Don’t worry the moment has passed, I’ve reabsorbed it