Back in the Game

Multitasking

Cavewomen – Just trying to find the definition for bell end.  I’m having a mojito

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Error

CW – Just was in a huge rush to leave the house so pretty much forgot to do up my shirt, only realised whilst standing at the bar that my tits were completely on display

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The REAL L-Word

CW – Dude i’m watching the real L Word.  Some of these girls are insaneeeeee.  I have never seen any of them in the flesh.  Where do they live

Lowry – What Channel??

CW – Hang on…they have gone from hot to crazy bitches

Lowry – Sounds like the norm

CW – I know, but hot though so you could put up with it.  it’s like the American version obvs not the dikes from London.

**Next Day**

CW – I think I’ve watched 10 hours of lesbian melodrama today.  it’s sending me more straight and mental and making me an alcoholic but it’s so addictive because these people are so ridiculous.  What have you been doing with your gay ass? And when are you coming by so we can smoke and slag them off?

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Variety is the spice of life

CW – Oh yeah, R gave me a new word earlier “jebend” i asked what it meant and she said basically bell end.  Interesting variation

Another Day in The Life of A Red Faced Furby

Furby – So there I am on the tube, wedged into my seat on either side by a fat man and pregnant Chinese lady.  I see that we’ve reached my stop, so to give myself ample time to embark, I stand up as it slow.  It’s nearly stopped, so I take the first step towards the door.  Then what happens?  The driver decided he’s not close enough to the end of the platform, so speeds up again with a jerk that causes me to not only lose my balance, but to SIT ON THE LAP OF THE COMPLETE STRANGER OPPOSITE ME. Happy Thursday

ME – A chav just walked passed me wearing a padded headband with her name ‘Danni’ written on, in gold glitter pen.  Anytime work gets hard be grateful that isn’t you.

Cynical Cat Hater no.3…..Run Santa Run

CCH here is some more good in the world…

December 2010, in London’s Battersea Park more than 1,200 Santa’s ran, walked or wheeled themselves around 6k route in order to raise funds for Disability Snowsport UK.  Snowsport enable people to enjoy the thrill of snow sports regardless of disability.  The Santa’s were set off by Paralympian Tim Farr of the British Disabled Ski Team.  Disability Snowsport have, over the last year, opened 3 new adaptive ski schools in Hemel Hempstead, Milton Keynes and Tamworth