Junior – I know twins who were born identical but are non-identical now
*We all look at her to ensure she is being serious…she is*
Lowry – I don’t think you do
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I return to my room while away with my team to find my roomie and a number of others sat looking at my laptop
Albino – We tried to guess your password, but it wasn’t any of the obvious things
Lowry – Let me guess did you try ‘lesbian’
Albino – Yup
Lowry – ‘homosexual’
Albino – Yup
Lowry – ‘ilovestraightgirls’
Albino – Oh we didn’t think of that one…is that it?
Lowry – NO!
Albino – We did try ‘scissoring’ but is wasn’t that either
Lowry – This is truly shocking
The Facts of Life 