Fat Head

Cave woman – I’ve got a fat head again, I just looked in the mirror. Why does my weight go to my head

Lowry – I almost fell off the sofa. You do not have a fat head. Besides I look 3 months pregnant again. In fact I’m starting to think I may be pregnant.

CW – Oh god. Maybe have a test

Lowry – I think the fact I’ve had my period and not had sex with a boy for a number of months may reassure me….but it’s hard to admit I’m just fat

CW – It might be hiding in your womb. HAHA I just thought about a front cover for one of those crap magazines ‘Lesbian has baby whilst having a poo and she didn’t know she was pregnant’

Lowry – Oh my god imagine!

CW – I’d piss myself. Literally. Then probably steal your baby

Lowry  – Me too but I’d probably have a weak bladder by then anyway…That will be the follow-up story ‘Lesbian best friend stole the baby I didn’t know I was pregnant with’

CW – Haha then left it in the supermarket because she was too tired to carry it home…

Lowry – Good job I’m not actually pregnant….

Once Upon A Time There Was A Pregnant Furby

Conversation with Furby…

Furby – I had a dream last night that I was 4 months pregnant because I had drunk sex with a boy and forgot about it.  By the time I’d been to the doctor it was too late to have an abortion.  Woke up in cold sweat.  It was HORRIBLE

ME – This is hilarious.  Let it be a sign…drunk boy sex = pregnancy.  Lesbianism is the only fool-proof contraception.