Having returned to the office I am hourly (never mind daily) provided with much entertainment. So many quotes I would love to share, too many, some of which I fear would translate badly if you didn’t know the people and some ‘you had to be there’ moments. So I shall be selective!
As he picks up a toblerone…
Cheese- This is an offensive weapon not a bloody chocolate
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Directed at Mullet as he walks out of my office
Boss – Do you have exceptionally large testicles?
Then ensues a brief conversation, upon it’s ending mullet returns to his desk…moments later
Boss – I bet you have an indescribable amount of pubic hair
The Facts of Life 