The Cure!

Me – Oh I am just about to learn how to treat homosexuality, I’ll be able to ‘cure’ us before we know it

Cave Woman – Oh that will be brilliant

Me – I think so

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Cave Woman – I listened to a podcast about these Nigerian women who were completely conned into going to Italy because they were put under a spell by this man who practiced something called ‘juju’ which is basically some witchcraft he made up.  They got there and were forced into prostitution and told they owe 35000 euros. This is a sick world

Me – Scary.  But seriously juju?!

CW – I know.  One woman had to have sex 10 times a day for 7 years to pay it back

Me – Right I’m not being rude or funny but who calculated this debt? Surely they would just continue to increase the interest and they would never be freed.

CW – They aren’t, it’s still happening

Me – Ok so all that sex didn’t actually cover her debt?

CW – You need to put it in iTunes, called ‘unreported world’

Me – I will check it later but along with my degree it may push me to hate the world

CW – Well both are nearly over…hopefully your degree before the world ends

Me – Hope so

Deadly Ladybirds

I sent this picture to a few of my friends, to enhance that summery feeling, I received two distinct responses.

First from a rather keen bean – Did you know that dots on the ladybirds have nothing to do with the years of living.  Some ladybirds have up to 22 dots on the back.  The average lifespan of these cute bugs is three years.  Some people believe that ladybirds can predict the weather.  If they fell off your hand it would rain, if they flew away it would be fine.  Loving the summery pic

Me – Wow what a wealth of ladybird knowledge (what else is there to say?!)

My second response was personal favourite

Cave Woman – Did they crawl on you? If they did you’re going to die

Me – No they didn’t, but thanks for the heads up

Cave Woman – Ok good.