Me – Which one is she again?
HM2 – The Christians in sport one
Me – Yes but what does she look like?
HM2 – Um
Me – Dark Hair
HM2 – Yeah
Me – Little
HM2 – Yeah
Me – Doesn’t look like a Christian?
HM2 – Well she doesn’t hang a cross around her neck all the time
Me – Yeah I know who you mean
Whilst on the bus en route to the city, Cave Woman decided to share her views on Goths dress sense
Cave Woman – I mean why do they all wear black? It’s just not flattering
ME – Yes black is
Cave Woman – Not when you wear it like that
She went on to declare that she had been thinking of finding god…
ME – Oh great talk to the atheist why don’t you [points at furby]. I do think it’s really nice to have something to believe in
Cave Woman – Well I met a Vicar the other day and he was just so happy, no one is that happy
Furby – I don’t know a single happy Christian
ME – I feel we are all making some sweeping generalizations here
Furby – Ok I don’t know any happy lesbian christians.
Cave Woman – He was just so nice, it must be god
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There seemed to be a religious theme running through the week, as over our house Valentines meal we found ourselves engaged in a conversation regarding our beliefs about the after life and reincarnation. We had all shared our views on what happens when you die..
Me – I’m not sure that I believe there is a heaven and hell but I understand why people would want to believe in them
HM3 – I know, it’s not possible, heaven would be too congested
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The day before my housemates final exam they were coming close to losing their grip on reality…HM3 storms into the lounge where I was sat with HM1 and Cave Woman…
HM3 – I’ve just been watching that Jamie Oliver 30 minute meal thing and he just made pan-fried pizza, you know when you make it in a pan..
ME – Yes thats tends to be why they call it PAN fried
HM3 – hahaoh yeah, well it looked amazing and now my pizza looks pathetic in comparision and I’ve been craving that pizza all day and he has just ruined it for me..
ME – I’m pretty sure your pizza will be just fine
HM3 – Well I don’t know if I should have something else now
Cave Woman – Do they really cook pan-fried pizza in a pan?
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Whilst out on the town last night Furby met herself a new lady friend, we were discussing the meeting this morning..
Furby – Do you know how we got talking in the first place…I told her you had Aspergers
ME – Brilliant
Another little snipped into the daily running of our household began during a TV viewing session..
HM3 – She’s got really skinny arms
Silence [this women is on the larger side of life]
HM3 – You know, for her body
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Whilst sat in the pub having a lovely lunch we found ourselves observing a group of people having some kind of presentation / thank you gift giving session, although we couldn’t work out exactly what they must have done together. After realising we were all sat watching the same thing (conversation was really flowing)
HM1 – That’s a bit weird
HM3 – They must be Jehovah Witnesses
ME – I’m sorry what?
HM3 – I don’t know
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Deciding to scrub our house from top to bottom we asked if HM3 could pick up a mop for us on her way home (as she had broken the last one in her first mopping experience). On her return, with requested mop, the following conversation ensued
HM2 – So do you think I should take the bowl out the sink and fill the sink with water?
ME – You could just fill the bowl, it might be easier
HM2 – Yeah….but then it will be dirty
ME – Yes but then you can wash it
HM3 – With bleach
HM2 – Right ok…Silence
I look into the kitchen to see HM2 reading the packaging of the mop in the hope of finding some instructions…
ME – Would you like me to google some instructions for you?!?!
Once finishing her mopping duties HM2 enquired where she may find the bleach, being informed by HM3 that it is probably under the sink with the rest of our cleaning products…
HM2 – Yeah i looked there but couldn’t see it..what colour bottle is it in?
ME – The one that says bleach on the side
HM2 – It really doesn’t
HM1 goes to help her find it
HM2 – Oh no wait it say’s it in really big letters
ME – Bet it say’s it in braille too?!
HM2 – huh! it does.
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On a somewhat busy day after a night of training I enquire if I should bother going to the gym
HM3 – NO!
HM1 – maybe go later on
HM3- NO!
ME – HM3 if I told you I had an obesity related disease and again asked if i should go to the gym what would you say?
HM3 – No, you are dying anyway you might as well enjoy it.
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While getting ready for a night out…
HM1 – Shall I put some funky tunes on for us
ME – Are you going to sing along?
HM1 – Probably
ME – No.
The Facts of Life 