Cave Woman – I don’t know what you were on about, saying that girl was ugly
ME – I never said she was ugly…at all
Cave Woman – Yeah you did, I’m going to check all my messages from you
ME – Well do because I’m 100% I never said she was ugly, in fact I’m sure I said she was cute
Cave Woman – You only said that today because you felt guilty
ME – Ok well I’m sure I said she was pretty the other day, but either way I never said she was ugly
Cave Woman – Yes you did you said she was fat…
ME – That doesn’t mean ugly!
The Facts of Life 