From today, 3rd January 2011, I shall share with you some of the rather spectacular and somewhat hilarious words of wisdom to escape the mouths of my very special group of friends. I feel enough time has passed in which I have smuggled these special moments away to keep for myself only to raise from the depth of my memory (where many bits of vital information are disregarded in order to make room for these comical moments) when I’m in need a good laugh….
An example of theses pearls of wisdom came from my beautiful housemate last night. While watching the inspirational, and somewhat life changing, film Paul Blart: Mall Cop (don’t judge me) in particular a scene in which Paul Blart spreads peanut butter over a pie prior to eating it (no really the storyline is that compelling) our conversation went something like this:-
Housemate 1 – Do you think people really eat Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Me – Yes, it’s quite popular in America
HM 1 – Eww…..
ME – I know I don’t really see the appeal
Pause
HM 1 – But how do they put jelly on bread?
Me – You do understand that American‘s call jam jelly, right?
Silence
HM1- Oh
I love her….
Conversation between my other housemates
HM3 – ‘HM2 are you watching porn again
HM2 – ‘If ITV news is porn, then I’m guilty’
Tune in next time for more special and comical moments…..
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