Frog – I used to think people said their wedding vowel when they got married…I didn’t realise they were vows
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Frog – Why don’t F1 drivers just listen to their iPod, would be less boring doing all those laps
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When playing the celebrity alphabet game
Frog – Norman Freeman
Everyone….Um do you mean Morgan Freeman?!
Cave Woman – Dude I am hanging like never before. I projectile vomited down the stairs at the wedding reception and all over someone’s car. God I haven’t eaten anything yet, feel like I might vomit again.
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Cave Woman – Bob just text me and there are loads of people outside our house having a BBQ, slagging off the lesbians at no.6…..We are the lesbians at no.6, how rude!
Me – Get back there and defend your honour
The Facts of Life 