Half way through Zumba class
HM3 – I do not look like Shakira
On returning from Zumba
HM1 – Honestly you will feel good about yourself like that *clicks fingers* I have never seen so much camel toe
HM3 turns up to her local Zumba class for the first time with her mum
HM3 – Are there normally this many disabled people at this class?
Oh no wait, that will be the MENCAP monthly disco